In The Garden Of Eden

I'm caught in a spider web made from vines when a woman climbs down to me a blows pink dust in my face, suddenly I find her irresistible and gorgeous, she laughs and pulls me in for a kiss, I didn't bother resisting the urge to kiss, (one long kiss later) she released me from the vines and said "do you love me" with an evil smirk. "Yes" I said dazed without thinking, "Am I the most gorgeous woman you have ever seen. "Yes your gorgeousness". Why can't I control what I'm saying, I thought. "Then kiss me my new servant"she said with a wink. SERVANT?!? I thought, before I could object, she pull me in for a kiss and my brain stoped objecting and I, robin, was now a slave of the hottest villain of all, poison, poison ivy.